Better than waking up next to Balmer tho!

waking up next to an Apple PB is what he´s dreaming of…

Man I sure hope Gates didn't knock up that Powerbook with his demon seed.

Man I sure hope Gates didn't knock up that Powerbook with his demon seed.

History repeats itself. I'm reminded of the Blue Screen of Death during Bill's presentation of Windows 98 at Comdex. (http://www.siliconvalley.com/mld/siliconvalley/business/columnists/gmsv/10581891.htm)

We all too well know that technology does not always work when we want it to, specially at trade shows. If there was a great WiFi Carrier like WIISCOM Bill would not have to worry about the internet connection dropping on him.
*** Vonage, Packet8, and all other VoIP Carriers keep an eye on your rearview mirror there is a WiFi Porsche ready to have youeat its dust. You will not see it until its passed and then gets way out of sight.

Please Please is it possible to download this show as a file. i dont have cable or satelite but i would really like to see it. Please

I've observed that the average PC can sense fear and urgency. Someone at these demos was probably showing a little too much of either or both : )

My new iMac warms up to me like a happy puppy.

Now if only that XBox had of been running Linux ;0)

http://www.microsoft.com/billgates/speeches/2005/01-05CES.asp

I think apple laptop he had has a APPLE VERSION OF "LONGHORN" which is has reached M1 stage(-:

The whole presentation in transcript form is at http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/events/ces/keynote.asp

You may download the keynote from:

http://elearning4guruscom.ntitemp.com/only4gurus/techlib/video/2005_0105_ms_ces_100agility.wmv

Just read the transcript............

I could vividly imagine Bill.......The Fonze.......Gates........squirming with every comment!
Great Job 'Colon'.
Unfortunately Bill money can't buy me cool

CES performance simply shows how mediocre
Microsoft products are .... ;-)

"because Gates isn't the most gifted speaker" is a way off the mark remark. Before his CES and COMDEX presentations evolved into product showcases Bill could do a fascinating hour-long one man industry exposition alone on stage. He is the clearest explainer of technology I have ever encountered and I have been listening to him talk for over a quarter century. It is indeed true that for the last five years you haven't been able to see this demonstrated at CES or COMDEX. A loss for all of us.

I guess those Indian programmers that Bill Gates hired are not doing the job! Better luck next time. Maybe hire some U.S. programmers, they seem to get the job done.

if (Blue screen of death == Indian programmers){ Goto AmericanCompaniesAreDoomed()
}
else
{
HireAmericanProgrammers()
}

I would have to agree with Steve Johnston's comment. Bill Gates' performance at CES was the worst. I was there. I was looking for the promised land with Bill Gates and all he had waiting for us was the Blue Screen of Death. How disappointing! Microsoft continues to disappoint. Even their games are nothing to be admired for. Better luck next time!

They should rename Microsoft to Micro-shit!

I think Bill Gates' software is a real ripoff to the American consumer. Every month there is a new bug, or virus. I never seen a product so buggy. Also, he is exporting jobs for more bugs. What a relief that the EU is the real hero in this. They are charging the Microsoft company millions of dollars. Thank God, someone has the guts to challenge Microsoft.

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In 5 years time operating systems will be:
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o UNIX
o LINUX
o Mac OSX

No more Micro-crapp !!!

Of all major software companies Microsoft uses the most American software engineers. So I would say out source some more to India because you Americans do a lousy job making software.

if (somethingWrong){
blameForeigners();
}

Greed has American companies hiring lower wage foreigners. I never understood buying a product that didn't work like it's supposed to. I hate to say this but if Bill Gates would like to be even more rich than he already is, make it simple to work, reliable, and above all, BUG FREE.

What's up with Wiiscom anyway.

If your going to drive a WiFi Porsche, you will need a license.

Stupid Bill Gates! What a lame set of equipment and it all doesn't work. Mac OS X all the way baby! XP looks like it was designed by a 3 year old with a box of Crayola crayons. Sheesh!

I'd say a three year old could do a better job then Bill. All he does is make falty software, get everyone to but it, and then two months later, he gets everyone to spend another couple hundred on something he assures works better, but really all he does is change the shade of blue in the BSOD to one of his liking.
I'd say its time for Bill to spend his $80 Billion US on making something that actually works!

i m an indian.yeah more jobs for indians

I love it when people moan their asses off about Bill Gates and the evils of microsoft and how shit it is etc, ect, ect...

...then go home and boot up their pc smiling with glee as the whites of there eyes glow blue from the windows welcome screen.

Bill Wants 1000000000000000000000000000000$

Very nice

This showing was truly sad on microsofts part. and here I was thinking that they had scripted all of their CES shows, and used recorded screen demos to ensure no blue screens.

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Showcasing the promised "instant power on/off" of winvista would have rocked the house.

Just recently was forced to use XP on my daughters new laptop. ( Formerly stuck to 98SE and 2000 when I had to use the dark side)
If XP is an their idea of improvement, Usoft should be out of business by years end.IMHO

I'm reminded of an old ad Apple ran years ago. Some poor schmuck is at the podium when his laptop crashes. He apologizes and frantically tries to fix it. People in the audience start shouting out ideas: "Try your config.sys!" "Check the win.ini file!" etc. Finally someone yells out, "Get a Mac." Good advice, Bill. My 2 OS X Macs have had exactly 1 system crash int he last 30 months. I like to use my computer to do work, not work on my computer...

Bill Gates in bed is TOO SHOCKING for little minds to look at...Where are the Naked Broads?

The truly sad part of all this is that none of the average consumer lemmings switch. Gates promises that it's all gonna be all right, some hardware company bundles all this shit to appear that Macs are more costly, then the average guy buys virus software, spyware software, and usb 2.0 garbage. Of course then they have 200 security "upgrades" and 150 uncovered worms, trojan horses and viruses to deal with. Gates buries other innovative technology or tries to steal or compromise what he can't (i.e. the clickwheel patent move), but nobody raises hell about it. Maybe I'm showing my age, but I remember when we were all paying whatever AT&T said for long distance. If we can survive the breakup of AT&T, we can survive the breakup of microshaft. The EU needs to slam MS so we can get on with the revolution.

how come Apple make OSX,panther, then shortly after bill thinx up XBOX & of corse WIN XP lol , its a blatent rip off of names & association . the funny thing is 9 times out of ten if its marked Pro then its toilet!-) & thats a Rule of phumb sustained!
Good thing is bill can call his next release of windoze.... XpUssy LOL

Just recently was forced to use XP on my daughters new laptop. ( Formerly stuck to 98SE and 2000 when I had to use the dark side)
If XP is an their idea of improvement, Usoft should be out of

Man I sure hope Gates didn't knock up that Powerbook with his demon seed.

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The electronics show in Las Vegas was amazing,but it was too long ago and I can't remember most of the details.

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LOL, I was on an escorted tour in Greece and Portugal and missed that show, is there a video of the keynote anywhere?